Coal Bubble Gum

We've all seen the gag gifts of little lumps of coal in the catalogs, or the do-it-yourself snowman poop gag gift stocking stuffers, but I much prefer this box of individually wrapped flavored black gumballs disguised as coal -- you still have your joke, but the recipient gets the real gum too, which is much nicer than an actual lump of coal that will get tossed into the junk drawer or gather dust on a shelf. There are 2.5 oz of gumballs in each box, and the outside of the box has appropriate phrases such as "because you've been very bad." Cute, don't you think?

What: Coal Bubble Gum
Where: WishingFish.com
How much (as of today's post): $5.00 (plus shipping)